很多人都觉得绕口令非常有趣，经常能逗人发笑。以下是小编整理的额最短的英语绕口令，欢迎阅读。
1. Can you can a can as a canner can can a can? 你能够像罐头工人一样装罐头吗？
2. I wish to wish the wish you wish to wish but if you wish the wish the witch wishes I won&＃39;t wish the wish you wish to wish. 我希望梦想着你梦想中的梦想，但是如果你梦想着女巫的梦想，我就不想梦想着你梦想中的梦想。
3. I scream you scream we all scream for ice-cream! 我叫喊，你叫喊，我们都喊着要冰淇淋!
4. How many COOKIEs could a good cook cook if a good cook could cook COOKIEs? A good cook could cook as much COOKIEs as a good cook who could cook COOKIEs. 如果一个好的厨师能做小甜饼，那么他能做多少小甜饼呢？一个好的厨师能做出和其它好厨师一样多的小甜饼。
5. The driver was drunk and drove the doctor&＃39;s car directly into the deep ditch. 这个司机喝醉了，他把医生的车开进了一个大深沟里。
6. Whether the weather be fine or whether the weather be not. Whether the weather be cold or whether the weather be hot. We&＃39;ll weather the weather whether we like it or not. 无论是晴天或是阴天。 无论是冷或是暖， 不管喜欢与否，我们都要经受风霜雨露。
7. Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers. A peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked. If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers Where&＃39;s the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked? 彼德派柏捏起一撮泡菜。 彼德派柏捏起的是一撮泡菜。 那么彼德派捏起的泡菜在哪儿？
8. I thought a thought. But the thought I thought wasn&＃39;t the thought I thought I thought. If the thought I thought I thought had been the thought I thought I wouldn&＃39;t have thought so much. 我有一种想法，但是我的这种想法不是我曾经想到的那种想法。如果这种想法是我曾经想到的想法，我就不会想那么多了。
9. Amid the mists and coldest frosts With barest wrists and stoutest boasts He thrusts his fists against the posts And still insists he sees the ghosts. 雾蒙蒙，冰霜冻， 手腕儿空空，话儿涌， 只见他猛所拳头往柱子上砸， 直说自己把鬼碰。
10. Badmin was able to beat Bill at billiards but Bill always beat Badmin badly at badminton. 巴德明在台球上能够打败比尔，但是打羽毛球比尔常常大败巴德明。
11. Betty beat a bit of butter to make a better butter. 贝蒂敲打一小块黄油要做一块更好的奶油面。 12. Rita repeated what Reardon recited when Reardon read the remarks. 当里尔登读评论时，丽塔重复里尔登背诵的东西。
13. Few free fruit flies fly from flames. 没有几只果蝇从火焰中飞过去。
14. Fifty-five flags freely flutter from the floating frigate. 五十五面旗子在轻轻漂浮的战舰上自由的飘扬。
15. There is no need to light a night light on a light night like tonight. for a bright night light is just like a slight light. 像今夜这样明亮的夜晚，就不需要点一盏夜灯，因为明亮的夜灯也会变得微弱。
17. A pleasant peasant keeps a pleasant pheasant and both the peasant and the pheasant are having a pleasant time together. 一位和气的农民养了一只伶俐的野鸡，而且这位和气的农民和这只伶俐的野鸡在一起度过了一段很美好的时光。
18. How many sheets could a sheet slitter slit if a sheet slitter could slit sheets? 如果裁纸机能裁纸的话，一个裁纸机能裁多少张纸呢？
19. Mr. See owned a saw and Mr. Soar owned a seesaw. Now See&＃39;s saw sawed Soar&＃39;s seesaw before Soar saw See. 西先生有一个锯，萨先生有一个秋千。现在在萨先生看见西先生之前，西先生的锯锯断了萨先生的秋千。
20. If you&＃39;re keen on stunning kites and cunning stunts buy a cunning stunning stunt kite. 如果你非常相要好的风筝和精彩的表演，就去买一只漂亮的，灵巧的风筝吧。
21. Ted sent Fred ten hens yesterday so Fred&＃39;s fresh bread is ready already. 特德昨天给弗莱德送去了十只母鸡，所以弗莱德的新鲜面包已经准备好了。
22. A Finnish fisher named Fisher failed to fish any fish one Friday afternoon and finally he found out a big fissure in his fishing net. 一个名叫费希尔的芬兰渔民在一个星期五的下午未能捕捉到任何鱼，结果他民现他的渔网上有一个大裂口。
23. Franc&＃39;s father is frying French fries for his five fire-fighter friends after they finished a fire-fighting in a factory. 在结束对一家工厂的灭火战斗以后，弗兰克的父亲在为他的五个消防队员朋友炸制法式土豆(炸薯条).
最短的英语绕口令2
(1) writer named Wright was instructing his little son how to write Wright right. He said:is not right to write Wright as &＃39;rite&＃39;－try to write Wright aright!
2、Ann sent Andy ten hens and Andy sent Ann ten pens.
（3、Canners can can what they can can but can not can things can&＃39;t be canned.
4、Good COOKIEs could be cooked by a good cook if a good cook could cook good COOKIEs.
5、Jenny and Jimmy went to Jamaica and Germany in January but Joan and John went to Jordan and Japan in June and July.
6、A cricket critically cricked at a critical cricket match and so this cricket quitted the cricket match quickly.
7、Bill&＃39;s big brother is building a beautiful building between two big brick blocks.
8、There are thirty thousand feathers on that thrush&＃39;s throat.
9、A flea and a fly were trapped in a flue and they tried to flee for their life. The flea said to the fly he fleafly!.Finally both the flea and fly managed to flee through a flaw in the flue.
10、Peter Piper picked a peck of picket prepared by his parents and put them in a big paper plate.
11、The rat-catcher can&＃39;t catch caught rats.
12、Six silly sisters sell silk to six sickly senior citizens.
13、Ten tiny tortoises tried to talk to twenty timid toads.
14、How many cuckoos could a good cook cook if a cook could cook cuckoos?
15、Three thumping tigers are tickling trout.
16、Sheep shouldn&＃39;t sleep in shaky shacks should they?
17、A spoiled boy destroyed a toy for joy.
18、Nick had a big pig with thick sticky skin.
19、Cat cat catch that fat rat!
20、Some say sweet-scented shaving soap soothes sore skin.
21、Big blue balloons bounced by Billy&＃39;s brown bike.
22、Five fine funny frogs frowned on furry furniture.
23、The nurses in skirts washed thirty dirty shirts.
24、If a chow chews shoes how does he choose which shoes to chew?
25、Little Willie&＃39;s wooden whistle wouldn&＃39;t whistle.
26、Better beat a bit of butter to make a better batter.
27、Lots of little London Lamplighters light London&＃39;s lots of little lamps.
28、Shadows shade the sheltered shallows.
29、His shirt soon shrank in the suds.
30、As the roaring rocket rose the restless roosters rollicked.
31、The next number is neither nine nor nineteen.
32、Sally Sue sat sadly saying sixty-six syllables to silly Sandy.
33、The frozen fishermen threw their frozen fish back in again.
34、An elevator on Everest is an Everest elevator.
35、Swan swim over the sea. Swim Swan swim! swan swim back again. Well swum Swan!
36、I see seven seagulls soaring southwards silently.
37、Tommy Tye tried to tie his tie but tugging too tight tore his tie.
38、The dude dropped in at the Dewdrop Inn for a drop of drink.
39、Mrs Snelling&＃39;s selling six sick six-shilling sheep.
40、Tiny Tommy Tortoise talked to Tessie Turtle on telephone ten times today.
41、Sixty-seven sacks of salt sitting side by side.
42、Can Christmas come twice?If Christmas can come twice when else can Christmas come?
44、Mrs Claton collects coconut COOKIEs and crunches while she&＃39;s counting crutches.
45、The man with fair hair dare not repair their chairs there because there is a bear there.
46、Master Carl asks his class not to go to the parks to play cards.
47、When a doctor doctors another doctor does he doctor the doctored doctor the way the doctored doctor wants to be doctored or does he doctor the doctored doctor the way the doctoring doctor wants to doctor the doctor?
48、How much wood would a woodcutter cut if a woodcutter could cut wood? He&＃39;d cut as much wood as a woodcutter could if a wood cutter could cut wood.
49、Nina needs nine knitting needles to knit naughty Nita&＃39;s knickers nicely.
50、I don&＃39;t know why Joan showed a yellow coat to the goat in the snow.
