励志台经典歌词频道收录“Eminem - The Real Slim Shady”，歌曲歌词或悠扬，或悲伤，歌曲歌词来源于生活又高于生活，歌手通过歌曲告诉大家生活的道理，希望大家在享受音乐的同时有所收获，下面一起来欣赏下由Eminem演唱的The Real Slim Shady吧。
作词：佚名
作曲：佚名
MayIhaveyourattentionplease?
MayIhaveyourattentionplease?
WilltherealSlimShadypleasestandup?
Irepeat,willtherealSlimShadypleasestandup?
We'regonnahaveaproblemhere...
Ya'llactlikeyouneverseenawhitepersonbefore
JawsallonthefloorlikePamandTommyjustburstinthedoor
Andstartedwhoopin'herassworsethanbefore
Theyfirstgetporced,throwingheroverfurniture(scream)
It'sthereturnofthe
"Ohwait,noway,yourkidding,hedidn'tjustsaywhatIthinkhedid,didhe?"
AndDrDresaid...
Nothingyouidiots,DrDre'sdead!He'slockedinmybasement!(haha)
FeministwomenloveEminem
Chickachickachicka
"SlimShady,I'msickofhim,lookathim
Walkingaroundgrabbinghisyouknowwhat,limpin'toyouknowwho."
"Yeah,buthe'ssocutethough!"
YeahIprobablygotacoupleofscrewsupinmyheadloose
Butnoworsethanwhat'sgoingoninyourparent'sbedrooms
SometimesIwannagetonTVandjustletloose
Butcan't,butit'scoolforTomGreentohumpadeadmoose
"Mybumisonyourlips,mybumisonyourlips!
AndifI'mluckyyoumightjustgiveitalittlekiss!"
Andthat'sthemessagethatwedelivertolittlekids
Andexpectthemnottoknowwhatawomen'sclitorisis
Ofcoursetheygonnaknowwhatintercourseisbythetimetheyhit4thgrade
Theygotthediscoverychanneldon'tthey?
Weain'tnothingbutmammals;wellsomeofuscannibals
Whocutotherpeopleopenlikecantaloupes
Butifwecanhumpdeadanimalsandantelopes
Thenthere'snoreasonthatamanandanothermancan'telope
ButifyoufeellikeIfeel,Igottheantidote
Womenwaveyourpantyhose,singthechorusanditgoes!
I'mSlimShady
Yes,I'mtherealShady
AllyouotherSlimShadysarejustimitating
Sowon'ttherealSlimShady
Pleasestandup,pleasestandup,pleasestandup
CuzI'mSlimShady
Yes,I'mtherealShady
AllyouotherSlimShadysarejustimitating
Sowon'ttherealSlimshady
Pleasestandup,pleasestandup,pleasestandup
WillSmithdon'tgottacussinhisrapstosellrecords
WellIdo,sofuckhimandfuckyoutoo
YouthinkIgiveadamnaboutaGrammy?
Halfofyoucriticscan'tevenstomachme,letalonestandme
"ButSlimwhatifyouwinwouldn'titbeweird?"
Why?Soyouguyscanjustlietogetmehere?
SoyoucansitmeherenexttoBritneySpears
Shit,ChristinaAguilerabetterswitchmechairs
SoIcansitnexttoCarsonDailyandFredDurst
Andhear'emargueoverwhoshegaveheadtofirst
LittlebitchputmeonblastonMTV
"Yeahhe'scute,butIthinkhe'smarriedtoKim,hehe!"
Ishoulddownloadheraudioonmp3
AndshowthewholeworldhowyougaveEminemV.D.(scream)
I'msickofyoulittlegirlandboygroups,allyoudoisannoyme
SoIhavebeensentheretodestroyyou
Andthere'samillionofusjustlikeme
Whocusslikeme
Whojustdon'tgiveafucklikeme
Whodresslikeme
Walk,talkandactlikeme
Itjustmightbethenextbestthing
Butnotquiteme
CuzI'mSlimShady
Yes,I'mtherealShady
AllyouotherSlimShadysarejustimitating
Sowon'ttherealSlimShady
Pleasestandup,pleasestandup,pleasestandup
CuzI'mSlimShady
Yes,I'mtherealShady
AllyouotherSlimShadysarejustimitating
Sowon'ttherealSlimshady
Pleasestandup,pleasestandup,pleasestandup
I'mlikeahead-triptolistento
CuzI'monlygivingyouthingsyoujokeaboutwithyourfriendsinsideyourlivingroom
TheonlydifferenceisIgottheballstosayitinfrontofya'll
AndIdon'tgottabefalseorsugarcoatedatall
Ijustgetonthemicandspitit
Andwhetheryouliketoadmitit(rip)
Ijustshititbetterthan90%ofyourappersoutcan
ThenyouwonderhowcankidseatupthesealbumslikeValiums?
It'sfunnycuzattherateI'mgoing,whenI'm30
I'llbetheonlypersoninthenursinghomeflirting
Pinchingnurse'sasseswhenI'mjackin'offwithJergensandI'mjerkin'
ButthiswholebagofViagraisn'tworking
AndeverysinglepersonisaSlimShadylurkin'
Hecouldbeworkin'atBurgerKing,spittin'onyouronionrings
Orintheparkinglotcircling
Screaming,"Idon'tgiveafuck!"
Withhiswindowsdownandsystemup
SowilltherealShady,pleasestandup
Andputoneofthosefingersoneachhandup
Andtobeproudtobeouttayourmindandouttacontrol
Andonemoretime,loudasyoucan,howdoesitgo?
I'mSlimShady
Yes,I'mtherealShady
AllyouotherSlimShadysarejustimitating
Sowon'ttherealSlimShady
Pleasestandup,pleasestandup,pleasestandup
CuzI'mSlimShady
Yes,I'mtherealShady
AllyouotherSlimShadysarejustimitating
Sowon'ttherealSlimshady
Pleasestandup,pleasestandup,pleasestandup
CuzI'mSlimShady
Yes,I'mtherealShady
AllyouotherSlimShadysarejustimitating
Sowon'ttherealSlimShady
Pleasestandup,pleasestandup,pleasestandup
CuzI'mSlimShady
Yes,I'mtherealShady
AllyouotherSlimShadysarejustimitating
Sowon'ttherealSlimshady
Pleasestandup,pleasestandup,pleasestandup
Haha,guessthere'saSlimShadyinallofus
Fuckit,let'sallstandup
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